everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.
- Shipping to the US: Free
- Shipping to Australia and New Zealand: $500 plus your soul
If you knock on my door and I say “yeah” it doesn’t mean “Come on in!” it means “stay where you are and state your business.”
someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato